Lead Phone

I couldn't tell you how many times it has been dropped in the short amount of time I've had it. The front screen isn't even apparent anymore and I couldn't count the scratches on it even if I tryed. The logo on the front isn't even legible anymore cause of all the dents and accidents it has encountered. My friends make fun of my phone cause of how ugly it appears. Friendly jestering aside, my phone never lets me down. No matter how ugly it is and no matter how many times it has been dropped, it always works. I have a phone made of lead.